Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Adapted by: Lady Angel
Author’s Note: I’m going to burn in hell for this, I just know it. And a HUGE thank you to C. Roxane . . . (snort) she’s the one that wrote all the good parts. And yup, it is *that* song. Sing along, I dare you. {eg}
I’ve got *a lot* of change in my pocket going jingle, lingle, ling;
I want call you on the phone, baby, I want to give you a ring,
But each time I call I get the same old thing:
Your Daddy saying, “No huggin’, no kissin’, until you get him a wedding ring.”
Mr. Kent, daddy-in-law, don't put Clark and I’s love upon no shelf . . .
He said, “Don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself!”
C’mon, sir, why you want to treat me this way?
You know I’m in love with your boy, I’ll always feel the same way.
That's when he told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
Then he said, “No huggin’, no kissin’ until I hear a wedding vow!”
Mr. Kent, sir, don't put Clark and I’s love upon no shelf . . .
He said, “I heard about you, Luthor, don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself!”
You see I wanted Clark real bad and I was about to give in,
That's when Mr. Kent started talkin' ‘bout true love, started talkin' ‘bout sin.
I said, "Sir, I want to be with Clark, we want to live in the same house."
He said, “No huggin’, no kissin’ until you make him your spouse!"
Jonny, daddy dearest, I really love him so you can stop all your rants...
He said, “Don't hand me no lines and keep your dick in your pants!"
The End
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